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Charles-Auguste van den Berghe (1798–1853), was a French painter.\t
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Cilfynydd is a village in the county borough of Rhondda Cynon Taf, Wales, a mile from the South Wales Valleys town of Pontypridd, and 13 miles north of the capital city, Cardiff. Cilfynydd is also an electoral ward for the county council and Pontypridd Town Council.
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Lidewij Welten is a Dutch field hockey player.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Is the pool safe for diving?","punchline":"It deep ends.","id":146}
{"type":"general","setup":"Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?","punchline":"They mostly wrap.","id":109}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard of the band 1023MB?","punchline":"They haven't got a gig yet.","id":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the scarf say to the hat?","punchline":"You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.","id":183}
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