{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood is an English musician. He is the lead guitarist and keyboardist of the rock band Radiohead, and has composed numerous film scores. He has been named one of the greatest guitarists by numerous publications, including Rolling Stone.
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